Review of Road Queen part 11 [18 Nov 2009|02:24pm] [ mood | jubilant ] [ music | Road Queen 12 ] Sometimes reviewing plotted films in the middle of the story can be confusing because you have no idea who is sleeping with whom, or cheating on whom, or blackmailing whom, but Road Queen part 11seems to be a lightly engaging story that focuses more on the girl-on-girl actions rather than setting up a complicated sexual scene. According to the Girlfriends Films website, the long running Road Queen series tells the story of Deauxma, a “maturing stripper” who is traveling across the Southwest in her custom Ford, meeting and seducing the lovely rural women she meets along the way. With a casual story and lovely setting, Road Queen part 11 is an eclectic mash-up of a variety of women enjoying casual and sexy encounters. Would you like to read more? post comment

Field of Schemes part 5 – Go Team! [12 Nov 2009|11:27pm] [ mood | busy ] [ music | Olbermann ] Title: Field of Schemes part 5 (Episode 18 of the Thornhill Diaries) Studio: Girlfriends Films Director: none listed Starring: Lexi Belle, Tori Black, Juliana Jolene, Prinzzess, Elexis Monroe, Piper Austin, India Summer and Darryl Hanah (with Candy Girl and Kelly Leigh in non sex roles) Welcome to Thornhill, where the women are ruthless, the daughters are beautiful, and the men aren’t around to mess with their schemes. This idyllic small town is home of the illustrious Thornhill Academy, which known for its powerhouse softball team, the Wildcats. Both the town and the academy are a breeding ground for lies, deception, blackmail and trickery. And a whole lot of lesbians. Telling the seductive escapades of the Wildcats, Field of Schemes part 5 features Lexi Belle, Tori Black, Juliana Jolene, Prinzzess, Elexis Monroe, Piper Austin, and India Summer, and also starring the talented and lovely Darryl Hanah as the team’s coach. Despite a mislabeled menu (scene one features Lexi Belle and Tori Black, not Darryl Hanah and India Summer) which is easily overlooked, episode 18 of the Thornhill Diaries, and part five of Girlfriend’s Films Field of Schemes series, is an innovative and engaging powerhouse of lesbian lovemaking. Would you like to read more? post comment

Busty Beauties: Jaw Breakers – try putting that into your mouth! [11 Nov 2009|02:09pm] [ mood | productive ] [ music | Lesbian Legal 4 ] Title: Busty Beauties – Jaw Breakers Studio: Hustler Director: Mark Kismet Starring: Lanny Barby, Crystal, Daphne Rosen, Jaylene Rio, Samantha 38G, Brittney Oneil, Christian, T.J. Cummings, Andrea Moranti, John West, Talon (I guess?) and Christian XXX (who is really the same as Christian without the XXX?) While Hustler’s Busty Babes – Jawbreakers boasts of starring Lanny Barby and including six scenes, it really only has five scenes, and Lanny Barby’s performance is tucked away in the special features as a (very very hot) bonus scene. As for Talon, well, I don’t know where he is at all. Hustler, why are Lanny Barby and her name the main feature on the cover art when I had to search the DVD to find her? Where did Talon go? Why is Christian listed under two different names? Or am I just out of my element here? It is true, however, that Ms. Barby, Crystal, Daphne Rosen, Jaylene Rio, Samantha 38G, and Brittney Oneil all have boobs so big you can’t even get your mouth around them. Yum. Would you like to read more? post comment

Review of Lesbian Legal part 3 [11 Nov 2009|12:22am] [ mood | optimistic ] Lesbian Legal part 3 is an incredibly hot and naughty film with really memorable sex scenes and a great story that would probably make more sense had I seen parts 1 and 2. Girlfriends Films does a wonderful job presenting realistic lesbian encounters, but with just a smidgen of taboo involving the law firm of Lesbian Legal to make the four scenes extra juicy. Would you like to read more? post comment

Pornovember – the month before the Sex-mas sales [09 Nov 2009|09:32pm] [ mood | geeky ] Let’s just call November “Porn-vember” as all of us here in the world of adult video reviewing are listing our films and favorites on ebay, trying to make some extra dollars before the holidays and pay that little bit extra on our bills. So, show your love and show your support and check out these auctions, mine and others. Find that perfect something for that perfect someone, and while you’re at it, find something sweet and seductive for yourself as well. Thanks! <3 Find the complete list here! post comment

Barely Legal – after 95 installments, Hustler must be doing something right! [08 Nov 2009|08:05pm] [ mood | hyper ] [ music | Shared with a Stranger ] Title: Barely Legal #95 Studio: Hustler Director: Matti Klatt Starring: Taylor Vixen, Ruby Knox, Tara Lynn Fox, Elizabeth Anne, Brooke Adams, Cali Lee, Talon, Eric Swiss and Anthony Rosano Hustler’s Barely Legal #95 was a fun and sexy film with five scenes featuring Taylor Vixen, Ruby Knox, Tara Lynn Fox, Elizabeth Anne, Brooke Adams, Cali Lee, Talon, Eric Swiss and Anthony Rosano and directed by Matti Klatt. There’s nothing out of the ordinary about Barely Legal #95, aside from the fact that there are #95 installments of this theme, and it’s obvious that Hustler has found a formula that continues to deliver time after sexy time. Would you like to read more? post comment

The Fantastic Feature – Lights, camera, and oh-so-much action [08 Nov 2009|12:29am] [ mood | excited ] [ music | sound of silence ] While some people enjoy a good laugh with their threesomes and a guffaw with their blow jobs,  others prefer a different route – the big budget pornographic feature film, complete with explosions, costumes, CGI and lots and lots of sex. Would you like to read more? post comment

My Little Minx – a great little film! [01 Nov 2009|02:40pm] [ mood | nerdy ] [ music | Kristin's Life ] Title: My Little Minx – A (sort of) Silent Lesbian Farce Studio: Sweetheart Video Director: Nica Noelle Starring: Nina Hartley, Michelle Lay, Lindsey Meadows , Satine Phoenix, Indigo Sweet, Sinn Sage, Ms. Platinum, Randi James and Aubrey Addams The more I see from Sweetheart Video, the more I love them! Nica Noelle is a fresh and innovative director who truly knows how to capture the beauty and realism of girl-on-girl love making. My Little Minx was amazingly sexy and so much fun to watch, from the opening credits until the very last scene. The leading ladies, including Nina Hartley, Michelle Lay, Lindsey Meadows, Satine Phoenix, Indigo Sweet, Sinn Sage, Ms. Platinum, Randi James and Aubrey Addams (as the Minx!), all look like they belong in black and white, and dressed up in lovely garters and stockings it’s a wonder that flapper styles ever went out of fashion! Would you like to read more? post comment

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Lesbian Psycho Roommates – probably not as fun as they might seem! [06 Oct 2009|03:16pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Robin Hood ] Title: Lesbian Psycho Roommates Studio: Sweetheart Video/Mile High Media Director: Nica Noelle Starring: Elexis Mondore, Lindsey Meadows, Aubrey Addams, Diane DeLuna, and Misty Stone What a fun film! Lesbian Psycho Roommates features cute girls, intrigue, deception, and most of all, hot sex! Elexis Mondore, Lindsey Meadows, Aubrey Addams, Diane DeLuna, and Misty Stone take you through a fun and engaging plot full of sex and trickery. After Lesbian Psycho Roommates, I’m excited to see more from Nica Noelle and Sweetheart Video! Would you like to read more? post comment

Supermodel Slumber Party – Let the magic happen! [05 Oct 2009|09:07pm] [ mood | jubilant ] Title: Supermodel Slumber Party Studio: Wicked Pictures Director: Mark Stone Starring: Brandi Edwards, Bridgette B., Diana Doll, Emy Reyes, Isabella Sky, Jayden Jaymes, Jennifer Dark, Karlie Montana, Franziska Facella, Louisa Lanewood, Madelyn Marie, Mia Presley, Nikki Rhodes and Samantha Ryan Wicked Pictures presents a Mark Stone All Girl Ensemble, bringing the magic of Supermodel Slumber Party. The mansion vibrates with spirits and energy that turn ordinary models into super models, and these girls are eager to give a toast and take a plunge into their new, beautiful, super lives. Starring Brandi Edwards, Bridgette B., Diana Doll, Emy Reyes, Isabella Sky, Jayden Jaymes, Jennifer Dark, Karlie Montana, Franziska Facella, Louisa Lanewood, Madelyn Marie, Mia Presley, Nikki Rhodes and Samantha Ryan, Mark Stone helps mold these models into super models! Would you like to read more? post comment

Mother-Daughter Exchange Club part 6 [04 Oct 2009|11:14am] [ mood | refreshed ] Title: Mother-Daughter Exchange Club part 6 Studio: Girlfriends Films Director: None Listed Starring: Lexi Belle, Evie Delatosso, KC Kelly, Marie MC Cray, Melissa Monet, Magdalene St. Michaels, June Summers and Taylir Talk about a mother-daughter bonding experience! Girlfriends Films presents over two hours of mothers and daughters doing other mothers and daughters in part six of the Mother-Daughter Exchange Club! Starring Lexi Belle, Evie Delatosso, KC Kelly, Marie MC Cray, Melissa Monet, Magdalene St. Michaels, June Summers and Taylir, Mother-Daughter Exchange Club offers two segments (with two scenes each) of mothers and daughters meeting, exchanging, and ultimately, fucking. Would you like to read more? post comment

Lesbian Bridal Stories vol. 3 [02 Oct 2009|11:07pm] [ mood | productive ] [ music | NIN ] for AIP Daily: This fourth installment of Lesbian Bridal Stories from Girlfriends Films presents four scenes of sexy fantasy fulfillment! While gay marriage is still illegal in most states, the stories focus on four couples (two of which enjoy real off-camera relationships) who are able to dream of their big day together. Would you like to read more? post comment

Porn Parodies – Reinventing Your Favorites, One Sex Scene at a Time [25 Sep 2009|08:48pm] [ mood | chipper ] Porn parodies are nothing new. From the dirty bathhouses of ancient Rome, to the swinging 70s, to Who’s Nailin’ Palin?, as long as people have been making the beast with two backs, people have been making fun of it. (And, similarly, as long something is entertaining, someone will probably want to make it sexy, too.) Would you like to read more? post comment

Lessons from Lubben [04 Sep 2009|12:01am] [ mood | refreshed ] [ music | The Who ] From AIP Daily Last month the Associated Press reported that a female porn star tested positive for HIV. While this certainly doesn’t mean that everyone in the world’s oldest profession has an STD, some opponents to the adult entertainment industry are rallying behind this story, using it as an argument showcasing the dangers of pornography. While the world devotes billions of dollars to the porn industry every year, some people get their kicks protesting rather than perusing. Who can hate porn so much, and why, when so many of us love it? Would you like to read more? post comment

Cheap porn! huzzah! [31 Aug 2009|11:09pm] [ mood | determined ] [ music | buzzzzz ] I love porn. I love reviewing porn. That said, I only have so much cabinet space! And every month I get new movies to review, so my collection is always fresh and new with the latest in adult entertainment. Who would have thought that anyone could ever have too much porn? What’s a poor girl to do? Lucky for me, lots of people love porn, and because of this I’m able to share the love! (and the dirty, raunchy sex!) So, if you like my reviews, and you like me, and you like porn, please check out my ebay listings! Maybe you’ll find something you like, and maybe you won’t, but it never looks to take a peak, right? Thanks! <3 complete listing can be found here! post comment

Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger vol. 26 [28 Aug 2009|11:39pm] [ mood | dorky ] [ music | Fem Luminoso ] Title: Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger vol. 26 Studio: Girlfriends Films Director: None listed Staring: Danica Bluye, Raven Elexis, Felony Foreplay, Georga Jones, April O’Neil, Madgalene St. Michaels, India Summer and Dia Zerva There’s something to be said about older women – they are confident in their bodies, experienced, and they know what they want and how to get it. Those fine folks from Girlfriends Films provide the ultimate in milf seduction fantasies in Lesbian Seductions Older/Younger vol. 26. After 26 volumes of lesbian seduction stories, Older/Younger generously offers over two hours of woman-on-girl action. Featuring Danica Bluye, Raven Elexis, Felony Foreplay, Georga Jones, April O’Neil, Madgalene St. Michaels, India Summer and Dia Zerva, four scenes just doesn’t seem enough of these wonderful lesbian seduction vignettes. Would you like to read more? post comment

Lesbian Bridal Stories vol. 3 [16 Aug 2009|06:07pm] [ mood | calm ] [ music | MGMT ] Title: Lesbian Bridal Stories vol. 3 Studio: Girlfriends Films Director: none listed Staring: Dana DeArmond, Evie Delatosso, KC Kelly, Lena, Marlie Moore, Faye Reagan, Heather Starlet and Dia Zerva Hey little sister, who is it you’re with? Hey little sister, what’s your vice or wish? Those fine folk at Girlfriends Film bring the third volume of Lesbian Bridal Stories, a collection of four charming vignettes heralding the sexy tales of love and lust. Featuring the talents of Dana DeArmond, Evie Delatosso, KC Kelly, Lena, Marlie Moore, Faye Reagan, Heather Starlet and Dia Zerva, Lesbian Bridal Stories volume 3 shows that love has no boundaries. Would you like to read more? post comment

Strict Elegance – Strictly bound and beautiful [12 Aug 2009|02:20pm] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | Nurses of Boobsville ] Title: Strict Elegance Studio: Harmony Concepts Director: Chelsea Pfeiffer Staring: Andrea Neal and Nikki Steele, plus Eve Miro and Roxanne Hill As a disclaimer, I would like to state that I feel as if I am slightly unqualified to give a totally accurate review of Strict Elegance by Harmony Concepts, as I do not have a bondage fetish. (This would be like me trying to give commentary on a football game, or a strict Christian fundamentalist trying to explain Gnosticism to me) but hopefully I saw this film for what it is and am pay it some justice. Directed by Chelsea Pfeiffer, Strict Elegance is 80 minutes of pretty girls wearing pretty clothes and writing around as they are tied up in pretty knots. Featuring Andrea Neal and Nikki Steele, plus bonus footage with Eve Miro and Roxanne Hill, Strict Elegance was interesting and visually stimulating, and quite unlike any other adult film I’ve ever seen. Would you like to read more? post comment

Field of Schemes - what team do you bat for? [07 Jul 2009|11:41pm] [ mood | cheerful ] [ music | The Power of Myth ] Field of Schemes – which team are you batting for? Title: Field of Schemes 4 Studio: Girlfriends Films Director: none listed Staring: Tori Black, Darryl Hanah, Jana Jordan, Jordan Kingsley, Prinzzess, Madgalene St. Michaels, India Summer and Ariel X Welcome to Thornhill, an affluent town where the prestigious all-girls University of Thornhill is a constant source of power, privilege and excellence. This mission statement is particularly true when it comes to their women’s softball team, appropriately named the Wildcats. Girlfriends Films presents Field of Schemes part four, also episode 17 in the Thornhill Diaries, an ongoing melodrama unfolding a soap opera styled story of love, hate, deception, backstabbing, deceit and sex. Featuring Tori Black, Darryl Hanah, Jana Jordan, Jordan Kingsley, Prinzzess, Madgalene St. Michaels, India Summer and Ariel X, part four of Field of Schemes is an excellent example of just how talented and sexy these softball players really are, both on the field and off. Would you like to read more? post comment

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